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Posted by Naked News September 3rd, 2010

Tiger takes out massive $54.5 million dollar mortgage for Jupiter Island mega-mansion. If you need official proof that the housing market’s finally back on the upswing, look no further than Tiger Woods! He’s just taken out a MASSIVE 54-point-5 million-dollar mortgage on a mega-mansion he’s building on Florida’s Jupiter Island! The new house spreads across 3 parcels of land and comes complete with an oxygen room, a state of the art fitness centre and tennis courts.

Posted by Naked News September 2nd, 2010

New York man survives 40 storey fall

A man from New York will surely have a new lease on life as soon as he regains consciousness. Thomas Magill is remarkably in critical condition after falling 39 storeys and landing on a Dodge Charger. Reports are saying Magill, an aspiring actor, was likely trying to kill himself.

Apple shocks techies with state of the art iPods

Early adopters everywhere were clinging to their iPhones as Apple CEO Steve Jobs went live to announce the software giant’s latest developments. And he didn’t disappoint. Apple’s new iPod touch is fully equipped for videochat with front and rear cameras, and the new Nano holds 24 hours of music and is nothing more than a tiny touchscreen in a frame.

Toronto among North American cities with most speed traps

If you’re running late for work, and you live in Toronto, it’s likely going to COST you! Toronto has more speed traps than LA, New York and Montreal COMBINED. This, according to a poll from the National Motorists Association, which just released its annual list of speed trap meccas.

X-Factor contestant won’t be sent packing because of alleged prostitution past

British reality show the X-Factor has turned X-RATED. Contestant Chloe Mafia is alleged to be a HOOKER, but the show’s producer and judge, Simon Cowell, says quote “we haven’t banned prostitutes”. Mafia HAS passed the first round of auditions, presumably because producers got a price break if they kept her for more than an hour.

Paris Hilton banned from Wynn hotel properties in the wake of cocaine bust

Plenty of people have spent “One Night In Paris”, but Paris will no longer be able to spend one night at the Wynn Hotel! Paris Hilton has been BANNED from the high-end properties in Las Vegas. This comes after her recent arrest for cocaine possession, AND her boyfriend being fired from his high-level job with the company.

Tiger takes out massive $54.5 million dollar mortgage for Jupiter Island mega-mansion

If you need official proof that the housing market’s finally back on the upswing, look no further than Tiger Woods! He’s just taken out a MASSIVE 54-point-5 million-dollar mortgage on a mega-mansion he’s building on Florida’s Jupiter Island! The new house spreads across 3 parcels of land and comes complete with an oxygen room, a state of the art fitness centre and tennis courts.

Posted by Rebecca September 2nd, 2010

Many of you already know I have a little Italian in me. Italians are known for living a little extravagantly. Yes, like a fine sports car my lines have been hand crafted. I can also be very temperamental and very high maintenance! Do you enjoy fine food, fine women and fine culture, then follow me onto my terrazzo (that’s terrace in Italian). Do you want to live La Vida Loca? Ever thought of stripping all your clothes off and dancing in the rain? Don’t live your life waiting for the world to pass you by. Let me show you how to live.

Life’s too short to sit there and let your life to be dictated by others. Do you like living in the fast lane? This little hot rod will take you for a ride. Come on in and I’ll take you from 0 to 60 in 3 seconds flat.

Posted by Naked News September 1st, 2010

Spanish police bust male sex trafficking ring. Authorities in Spain have broken up a sex trafficking ring that transported young Brazilian MEN to Europe to work as prostitutes. Statements from the victims claim they were plied with cocaine and Viagra and sometimes forced to work 24 hours at a time, or else face beatings or even death.

Posted by Naked News September 1st, 2010

Smoking in Greece now more expensive than ever. Try as they may, Greece’s government just can’t get its citizens to butt out, but they’re gonna keep on trying. New laws have been put in place, banning tobacco advertising and smoking in enclosed public spaces. Any individual caught breaking the law could be fined hundreds of dollars, and businesses caught trying to skirt the ban could be charged thousands.

Posted by Naked News September 1st, 2010

California man sets golf course ablaze with errant swing. Have you ever been SO frustrated on a golf course that you just wanted to set the whole place on FIRE?! Well a California man did just that after knocking his ball into the rough in Irvine. The guy’s next swing clipped a rock, which created a spark, which triggered a TWELVE ACRE WILDFIRE! 150 firefighters were required on scene to snuff out the blaze.

Posted by Naked News September 1st, 2010

James Cameron in war of words with Piranha 3D sequel producer Mark Canton. It’s a Hollywood war of words! James Cameron got sacked from directorial duties on the upcoming Piranha 3-D sequel, and now SLAMS the movie in a Vanity Fair interview. He says it scrapes the bottom of the barrel of 3-D technology and cheapens the medium. Producer Mark Canton fired back, saying Cameron’s comments were “ridiculous, self-serving, and insulting”.

Posted by Naked News September 1st, 2010

Joan Rivers shunned by Dancing with the Stars producers. Joan Rivers wanted to appear on Dancing with the Stars this year, but was SHUNNED by the producers! She says quote, “they can go fuck themselves! I certainly fall into their old lady category.” She says she wanted the gig because the exercise would be GREAT for her. Since when has Joan improved her appearance through EXERCISE?

Posted by Naked News September 1st, 2010

Former backyard brawler Kimbo Slice tries hand at boxing. Kimbo Slice is making a comeback! The former backyard brawler and disgraced MMA fighter is NOW trying his gnarled hand at BOXING. Slice is training in LA and says quote “My goal is to do damage” end quote. Now I’m no expert, but I don’t THINK many boxers START their careers at age 36.

Posted by Naked News September 1st, 2010

Spanish police bust male sex trafficking ring

Authorities in Spain have broken up a sex trafficking ring that transported young Brazilian MEN to Europe to work as prostitutes. Statements from the victims claim they were plied with cocaine and Viagra and sometimes forced to work 24 hours at a time, or else face beatings or even death.

Smoking in Greece now more expensive than ever

Try as they may, Greece’s government just can’t get its citizens to butt out, but they’re gonna keep on trying. New laws have been put in place, banning tobacco advertising and smoking in enclosed public spaces. Any individual caught breaking the law could be fined hundreds of dollars, and businesses caught trying to skirt the ban could be charged thousands.

California man sets golf course ablaze with errant swing

Have you ever been SO frustrated on a golf course that you just wanted to set the whole place on FIRE?! Well a California man did just that after knocking his ball into the rough in Irvine. The guy’s next swing clipped a rock, which created a spark, which triggered a TWELVE ACRE WILDFIRE! 150 firefighters were required on scene to snuff out the blaze.

James Cameron in war of words with Piranha 3D sequel producer Mark Canton

It’s a Hollywood war of words! James Cameron got sacked from directorial duties on the upcoming Piranha 3-D sequel, and now SLAMS the movie in a Vanity Fair interview. He says it scrapes the bottom of the barrel of 3-D technology and cheapens the medium. Producer Mark Canton fired back, saying Cameron’s comments were “ridiculous, self-serving, and insulting”.

Joan Rivers angry to be shunned by Dancing with the Stars producers

Joan Rivers wanted to appear on Dancing with the Stars this year, but was SHUNNED by the producers! She says quote, “they can go fuck themselves! I certainly fall into their old lady category.” She says she wanted the gig because the exercise would be GREAT for her. Since when has Joan improved her appearance through EXERCISE?

Former backyard brawler Kimbo Slice tries hand at boxing

Kimbo Slice is making a comeback! The former backyard brawler and disgraced MMA fighter is NOW trying his gnarled hand at BOXING. Slice is training in LA and says quote “My goal is to do damage” end quote. Now I’m no expert, but I don’t THINK many boxers START their careers at age 36.